The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• NASA’s DART Spacecraft Successfully Collides With Asteroid [1322d]
• Scientists Capture Audio Of Beetle Colliding With Paper Clip For First Time [1323d]
• Biggest Cases Of Welfare Fraud In U.S. History [1323d]
• Experts Say It Not Too Late To Change Careers At 50, Though They Sure As Fuck Wouldn’t [1323d]
• John Fetterman Offers Voters Medical Transparency By Ripping Heart Out Of Chest [1323d]
• Facebook Employees Sigh As Mark Zuckerberg Tries For 10th Time To Break Board With Fist [1323d]
• Italy Elects Most Far-Right Prime Minister Since Mussolini [1323d]
• Man A Little Insulted By How Unthreatened Woman Walking Alone In Front Of Him Seems [1323d]
• Most Famous Celebrity Sexts Of All Time [1323d]
• Police Horse Unaware That What He Is [1323d]
• Free-Spirited Man Informed It Time To Grow Up And Stop Being Happy [1323d]