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The Onion

Who Will Be The Democratic Nominee In 2024? [1321d]
CIA Launches First Podcast [1321d]
Biden Calls On Any Spirits Of Dead Lawmakers Present To Make Themselves Known After Jackie Walorski Doesn’t Answer [1321d]
FDA Requires Cigarette Packs Have Image Of Cigarette Pack Which Itself Has Smaller Image Of Cigarette Pack To Make Smokers Question Where This All Ends [1322d]
Company Achieves 100% Retention Rate By Barricading Employees In Office [1322d]
Florida Landlord Reminds Tenants Fleeing Flood That Lease Doesn’t Include Rooftop Access [1322d]
Extraordinarily Dull A.A. Member Must Be Plant To Test Everyone’s Sobriety [1322d]
The Cast Of ‘Abbott Elementary’: Where Are They Now? What Do You Mean They’re On Set Shooting The Show? Right Now? Wait…What Year Is It? Oh My God... [1322d]
Walgreens To Now Offer Baths [1322d]
Republicans Explain Why They Voted Against The Electoral Reform Bill [1322d]
Injecting Modified Herpes Virus Shows Promise Of Killing Off Cancer Cells [1322d]