The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Disappointing Box Office Numbers For ‘Bros’ Force Biden To Ban Gay Marriage [1314d]
• Roger Maris Jr. Sets Single-Season Record For Most Annoying Son Of Famous Player [1314d]
• Florida Teen Athletes Asked To Report Information On Menstrual Cycles To Third Party [1314d]
• Aaron Judge: ‘I Wish I’d Just Used Steroids And Hit 80 Home Runs’ [1314d]
• LAPD Pauses Misconduct Investigations Department-Wide Out Of Respect For Deceased Officer [1314d]
• Single Woman Seated At Wedding’s Dessert Table [1314d]
• Budget Cuts Forcing More Teachers To Also Act As Class Pets [1314d]
• Onion Film Standard: Good Will Hunting [1315d]
• Oscar Isaac Headlines Our Annual Erectile Dysfunction Issue And If He Doesn’t Like That He Should Learn To Answer Our Emails [1315d]
• Cop Has Weird Feeling He Forgot To Cover Something Up [1315d]
• NFL Players React To The League’s Concussion Protocol [1315d]
• Ye Wears ‘White Lives Matter’ Shirt At Yeezy Fashion Show [1315d]