The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Biden Pardons Thousands Convicted Of Marijuana Possession [1313d]
• HelloFresh Announces Collaboration To Discreetly Deliver McDonald’s In Its Packaging [1313d]
• Infamous Instances Of People Who Hated Their Onscreen Portrayals [1313d]
• Scientists Announce Earth’s Sewage No Longer Drinkable [1313d]
• What Should We Do About The Supreme Court? [1313d]
• Most Controversial Texts Sent To Elon Musk About Twitter [1314d]
• Report: This Our Annual Headline About Hockey [1314d]
• Tom Brady Urges Rob Gronkowski To Join Him For Last Year Of Marriage [1314d]
• Biden Tries To Hammer Board Into Sand To Kick Off Post-Hurricane Rebuilding Efforts [1314d]
• Velma Confirmed As Lesbian In New ‘Scooby-Doo’ Film After Years Of Ambiguity [1314d]
• Ecologists Disappointed After Finding Monarch Butterflies Hiding Pack Of Cigarettes In Habitat [1314d]
• Popular New Fitness Class Standing On One Leg While EDM Blasts [1314d]
• Study Finds Fewer Than 2% Of College Athletes Go On To Open Steakhouse Named After Themselves [1314d]