The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Biggest Winners And Losers From The Midterm Elections [1280d]
• Chris Evans Named ‘People’ Magazine’s 2022 Sexiest Man Alive [1280d]
• Winklevoss Twins Spend Joyous Afternoon Jerking Each Other Off [1280d]
• Beto O’Rourke Asks Advisors If Getting Paralyzed By Tree Would Help 2026 Election Chances [1280d]
• Smiling Fetterman Asks Oz If He’d Mind Slowly Repeating Concession For 5th Time [1280d]
• Dumbass Nation Puts Congress In Power Again [1280d]
• Victorious Senator Vows To Still Fight For Billionaires Who Didn’t Funnel Dark Money Into Campaign [1280d]
• New Legislation Would Prohibit Texting While Stabbing [1280d]
• What To Say To Someone Who Is Saving Themselves For Marriage [1280d]
• Scenes From The Midterm Elections [1280d]
• Kamala Harris Loses Benefits After Hours Get Cut At Work [1280d]
• AI Software Company Patches Bug That Caused App To Treat Black People Equally [1280d]
• National Park Service Urging Visitors To Stop Licking Toxic Psychedelic Toads [1280d]