The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Tiffany Trump Charged Full Venue Price For Mar-A-Lago Wedding [1274d]
• Annoying Bus Crash Momentarily Ruins 8 Billion Human Population Milestone [1274d]
• Dolly Parton Receives $100 Million From Jeff Bezos To Spend On Charity [1274d]
• Jay Leno Rushed To Hospital For Emergency Denim Grafts [1274d]
• ‘Holy Shit, This Past Week Has Been Really Hard On Him,’ Says Man Seeing Disheveled Sam Bankman-Fried Photo From 2021 [1274d]
• Elon Musk Demands Twitter Servers Explain What All These Wires For [1274d]
• NASA Delays Artemis Launch After Rocket Gets Scared [1274d]
• God Criticized For Taking Credit For Universe From Black Creator [1274d]
• What Elon Musk Told Twitter Employees During His First Company Meeting [1274d]
• Fox News Host Warns Democrats Trying To Keep Women Single [1274d]
• Old-Fashioned Stalker Thinks Technology Makes Hunting Women Too Easy [1274d]
• Democrats Vow To Make Better Effort To Reach Out To Hollywood Elite [1274d]