The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Nancy Pelosi Will Not Seek Reelection As Democratic Leader In House [1271d]
• Walgreens To Now Offer Baths [1271d]
• Injured Birthday Clown Taken Behind Bouncy House To Be Shot [1271d]
• The History Of Ex-Presidents Who Tried To Run Again [1271d]
• Neighborhood Gentrifies Right Through 6-Lane Highway [1271d]
• Neighborhood Gentrifies Right Through 6-Lane Highway [1271d]
• White Teacher In Texas Fired After Telling Students His Race ‘The Superior One’ [1271d]
• Things Never To Say To A Tom Brady Fan [1271d]
• Facebook HQ On Lockdown After Mark Zuckerberg’s Avatar Breaks Out Of Metaverse [1271d]