The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Asked To Vacate U.K. Home [1165d]
• Bathroom Attendant Offers Man Sticker For Using Potty All On His Own [1165d]
• Ron DeSantis Rails Against Woke Pants For Making His Ass Look Huge [1165d]
• Women Explain Why They Became Tradwives [1165d]
• Eric Adams Leaps Off Empire State Building Wearing Homemade Wingsuit [1165d]
• Black Employees Board Up Break Room Against Ravenous Horde Of White Coworkers Reaching To Touch Their Hair [1165d]
• Most Controversial Statements By CPAC Speakers [1165d]
• Woman Fact: Did You Know? [1165d]
• Man Sets World Record Visiting Disneyland Nearly 3,000 Days In A Row [1165d]
• High Cost Of Child Care Forcing More Toddlers To Work Their Way Through Preschool [1165d]
• Tiki Bar Just The Right Amount Of Racist [1165d]