The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Conservatives Explain Why They’re Boycotting Budweiser [1122d]
• NPR Quits Twitter After Being Falsely Labeled As ‘State-Affiliated Media’ [1122d]
• Thousands Of Beef Ribs Fall From Sky Onto Empty Plates Of Texans Who Strapped On Bib, Prayed For Dinner [1122d]
• Federal Reserve Calls For More Poverty [1122d]
• Clarence Thomas Receives New Friendship Bracelet From Harlan Crow [1122d]
• Midwest Battered By Beautiful Weather [1122d]
• Experts Say 2 Hours Of Sleep Plenty If Psychosis No Big Deal For You [1123d]
• Embattled Dalai Lama Quietly Reincarnated To Remote Tibetan Village [1123d]
• Collectors Explain Why They Acquire Nazi Memorabilia [1123d]
• Say Goodbye To Dry Chicken Breast By Killing Yourself [1123d]
• Gun Safety Course Stresses To Always Make Sure Firearm Completely Unloaded Into Victim Before Storing [1123d]
• Aging Rock Musician Realizes It Time To Grow Up And Get Real Job As Jazz Musician [1123d]
• Noom Guarantees Refund For Customers Who Fail At Developing Full-Fledged Eating Disorder In 2 Months [1123d]
• Food Storage Brand Tupperware Warns It Could Go Out Of Business [1123d]