The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Athletes Respond To LeBron James’ Rumored Retirement [721d]
• Every Short Film At Festival About Widowed Father Learning To Braid Daughter’s Hair [721d]
• HBO Max Changes Name To ‘The Sloppy Sleepytime Television Engine: All Aboard!’ [721d]
• Meaning Fact: Did You Know? [721d]
• Chick-Fil-A’s First-Ever Restaurant Closes After 56 Years [721d]
• Scientists Link Dwindling Insect Populations To Pale Weird Kid [721d]
• Houseguest Offended After Host Only Offers Rawhide To Dog [721d]
• Police Came In Their Pants As Fast As They Could When They Got Domestic Violence Call [721d]
• Man Worried He Might Have Mentioned Sorcery Too Many Times During Job Interview [721d]
• New Evidence Shows Martin Luther King Never Called Malcolm X A Butterface [721d]
• Voters React To GOP Candidate Vivek Ramaswamy [721d]