The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Over 90 Letters Containing Suspicious White Powder Sent To Kansas Lawmakers [1051d]
• Impressionable 13-Year-Old Begs Parents To Let Him Go To Romanian Prison [1051d]
• Study Finds Most U.S. Students Can’t Name All 50 Numbers [1051d]
• Cooking Podcast Host Under Fire For Controversial Claim That Vaccines Give You Potatoes [1051d]
• Joe Rogan’s Most Controversial Statements [1051d]
• Emergency Crews Dispatched To Help Boat Full Of Refugees Sink [1051d]
• Titanic Submersible Rescue Workers Detect Sound Of Savage Garden’s ‘Truly, Madly, Deeply’ Playing Underwater [1051d]
• Real-Life Science Fiction Premise Plays Out As Man Employs So-Called Mechanical Pencil [1051d]
• Ron DeSantis Shakes World War II Vet’s Tongue [1051d]
• Illinois Becomes First State To Outlaw Book Bans [1051d]
• Department Of Transportation Announces $1 Billion Investment In Horses [1051d]
• Library Drops Dewey Decimal System By Organizing All Titles Under ‘B’ For Books [1051d]
• Things You Should Never Say To A Marijuana Mom [1051d]
• 30-Year-Old Getting A Little Old For Self-Discovery [1051d]