The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• $19,000 Lectern For Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders Draws Scrutiny [931d]
• Congressman Interrupts General’s Testimony To Just Reiterate He Loves War [931d]
• New TikTok Stunt Challenges Parents To See How Fast They Can Get Kids Taken Away By CPS [931d]
• Mom Gives Grand Tour Of Snacks In Pantry To 37-Year-Old Son Back For Weekend [931d]
• Toyota Unveils New Bitter Coating To Prevent Children From Swallowing Cars [931d]
• Chiefs Fans Try To Name A Single Taylor Swift Song [931d]
• Pentagon Accuses China Of Being Chinese [931d]
• Study Finds Charismatic Americans Experiencing Friendship Epidemic [931d]
• Conservative Supreme Court Justices Get Matching Punisher Tattoos [931d]