The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Rite Aid Files For Bankruptcy Amid Opioid Lawsuits [925d]
• Man Impressed By How Bad He Smells [925d]
• Biden Insists U.S. Can Back 2 Wars In Israel And Ukraine [925d]
• Psychic Informs Woman That Dead Mother Is Saying Some Pretty Boilerplate Ghost Shit [925d]
• Nikola Jokic: ‘I’m Looking Forward To The Season Ending’ [925d]
• Scientists Announce Earth’s Core Can Play Blu-Rays [925d]
• White Couple Criticized For Choosing Former Plantation As Venue For Slave Auction [925d]
• Pet Dog Forms Unlikely Friendship With Oncoming Pickup Truck [925d]
• Sen. Menendez’s Wife Offers To Hit Anyone With Her Car In Exchange For Dropping Charges [925d]
• Mar-A-Lago Members Reveal What Secrets Trump Shared With Them [925d]
• Man Didn’t Go To Doctor For Lecture About What Should And Should Not Go In Ass [925d]