The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• ‘You’re Just Scum, Scum, Scum, Scum,’ Echoes Through Vivek Ramaswamy’s Head As He Stares Up Blankly At Bedroom Ceiling [900d]
• John Kirby: ‘We Don’t Savor The Death Of Innocent Civilians Lightly’ [900d]
• House Votes To Censure 66% Of Americans For Antisemitic Support Of Ceasefire [900d]
• Ohio Voters Narrowly Defeat Measure That Would Nuke Ohio [901d]
• Police Officer Explains Why The Intoxicating Rush Of Murder Should Always Be A Last Resort [901d]
• Lipstick Hummingbird Tiramisu: The Onion Activates Its Deadly Sleeper Agents [901d]
• Fisher-Price Smartphone Toy Teaches Children To Screen All Calls Assuming It’s Debt Collectors [901d]
• Study: People Who Are Obsessed With Celebrities May Be Less Intelligent [901d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Grok, Elon Musk’s AI Chatbot [901d]
• Erect Dog Loving All The Attention [901d]