The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Scientist Explains How Climate Crisis Would Be Averted If Greta Thunberg Just Tried A Little Harder [543d]
• Rude Train Passenger Taking Up Extra Seat With Husband That Could Easily Fit On Lap [543d]
• Quiz: How Well Do You Know Gen Z Slang? [543d]
• Girlfriend Signs Couple Up For Med School [543d]
• Skydiver Ascending Directly Upwards Clearly Didn’t Listen To Instructions [543d]
• Corpses At Hospital Morgue All Given Either Little Pink Or Blue Hats [543d]
• Biden Forced To Share Airbnb With 3 Roommates While Visiting San Francisco [543d]
• Ohio 6th-Grader Forced To Give Birth Last Year Slightly Annoyed At Timing Of Abortion Ratification [543d]
• ‘The Marvels’ Has Worst Opening Weekend In Franchise History [543d]