The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Tesla Cyber Truck Called ‘Death Machine’ By Safety Experts [865d]
• Nativity Seen [866d]
• Whatevs House [866d]
• Cheat Day Used On Entire Bag Of Croutons [866d]
• Nation’s Politicians Exhausted After Another Day Of Tirelessly Serving The Will Of The People [866d]
• Cool Guy Kept Up All Night By Intrusive Memories Of All The Times He Was Awesome [866d]
• Single Aunt’s Cheeky Request For Boyfriend For Christmas Growing More And More Depressing With Each Passing Year [866d]
• Boomers Try To Define The Word ‘Rizz’ [866d]
• Taco Bell Announces Flaming Yule Burrito For Christmas [866d]