The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Senators Reveal Best Places To Have Sex In Capitol [858d]
• Southwest Fined $140 Million For 2022 Flight Delays [858d]
• DC Studios Signs Jonathan Majors To $20 Million Contract [858d]
• Man Tragically Unaware He Possesses Among The Top 5 Most Beautiful Assholes In America [858d]
• Man Calls Around Looking For Donation Center That Will Come Pick Up Bulkier Sperm [858d]
• Woke Christmas Gifts To Avoid For Your Patriotic Relatives [858d]
• Live In The Future! [859d]
• Big Red Bow Placed On Top Of Brand-New Foster Child [859d]
• New TLC Show Follows Life Of Man Who Is 5 Pounds Overweight [859d]
• Fight With Girlfriend Lost By Asking For Word To Be Defined [859d]
• Our Annual Year: Best Of February [859d]