The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Pope Francis Allows Catholic Blessings For Same-Sex Couples [857d]
• Ho, Ho, Ho, A Cabal Of Elite Pedophiles Is Trying To Kill Me! [857d]
• Dream Job Sucks [857d]
• $10 Million Of Meth And Cocaine Found In Barrels Of Jalapeño Paste [857d]
• Favorite Curse Word In Every State [857d]
• Exhausted Billionaire Just Wants To Curl Up And Rewatch Enslaved Hugh Grant And Julia Roberts Perform ‘Notting Hill’ At Gunpoint [858d]
• Single Woman At Game Night Paired With Dog Again [858d]
• New Law Requires Flight Passengers To Go At Least 5 Feet Out On Wing If They Want To Smoke [858d]
• Man To Receive 11 Incomprehensible Letters In Rapid Succession From His Health Insurance Company [858d]
• Our Annual Year: Best Of March [858d]