The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Colorado Supreme Court Disqualifies Trump From Presidential Ballot [856d]
• So-Called Shortest Day Of Year As Excruciating As The Rest [856d]
• Computer-Aided Textual Analysis Of ‘The Night Before Christmas’ Backs Clement Clarke Moore As Original Author [856d]
• Americans Explain Why Tucker Carlson Should Be Trump’s VP [856d]
• God Discovers He 25% Puerto Rican [856d]
• Perfect Starter Home [856d]
• 9th-Grade Biology Class Teaches Students How To Mutilate Pig Carcasses [856d]
• Fact Un-Patriotic [856d]
• Disney+ Debuts New ‘Star Wars’ Show About Yoda Battling Testicular Cancer [856d]
• Our Annual Year: Best Of April [857d]