The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• New ‘Extra Cheesy’ Cheez-Its A Tacit Acknowledgement That Company Could Have Been Making Snack Cheesier All Along [832d]
• Bob Kraft: ‘We’re Already Searching Through Insane Asylums For A Possible Belichick Replacement’ [832d]
• Aaron Rodgers Leaves ‘Pat McAfee Show’ After Jimmy Kimmel Controversy [832d]
• First Seconds Of Being Swept Up By Avalanche Pretty Fun [832d]
• NRA Narrows Search For New Leadership With Round Of Russian Roulette [832d]
• The Onion Looks Back On Bill Belichick’s 24,000 Year Reign Of Darkness [832d]
• The Onion 5: Everything You Need To Know On January 11, 2024 [832d]
• Americans Explain Why The Military Is Too Woke [832d]
• Nation’s Midsize Cities Announce They Have No Idea Who Their Mayor Is [832d]
• Researchers Predict First Person To Live To 150 Already Out There, Preying On Young Souls For Their Life Force [832d]
• Study Finds Bottled Water Contains 100 Times More Plastic Than Thought [832d]
• Dentist Hurt That Someone Would Deface Magazine Cover Model’s Smile Here Of All Places [832d]
• The Text Positivity Issue: Words Of All Sizes And Fonts, Completely Unedited [832d]