The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Study Finds Scanning Items At Grocery Self-Checkout Even Cooler Than It Seemed As A Child [817d]
• Jon Stewart To Return To ‘The Daily Show’ As Monday Night Host [817d]
• Sweden Gives Man 6 Months Paternity Leave For Busting Huge Load [817d]
• City Rebuilds Sense Of Community By Holding Public Hangings [817d]
• Men Try To Guess Why They Give Women ‘The Ick’ [817d]
• Nation’s Quiet Weirdos Confirm They Saw You Reading From Afar [817d]
• U.S. Census Announces One Lucky American Will Get To Be 16 Again [817d]
• Greta Gerwig, Margot Robbie Snubbed For ‘Barbie’ At Oscars [817d]
• Cool Houseboat! [817d]
• Biden Announces He’s Reheating Chili If Anyone’s Interested [817d]