The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• King Charles Diagnosed With Cancer [802d]
• How Much Do You Know About Black History? [802d]
• Swifties Respond To Taylor Swift Conspiracy Theories [802d]
• Introverted Cowboy Struggling To Round Up Posse [802d]
• ‘That Shit Adds Up Quickly,’ Nation’s Uncles Report [802d]
• Amelia Earhart’s Long-Lost Plane Discovered On Auxiliary Runway At LaGuardia [802d]
• Tums Introduces New Sternly Worded Note Reminding Consumers They Know Better Than To Eat That Stuff [802d]