The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Mitch McConnell Donates Body To Lobbyists For Research [777d]
• Biden Physician Mistakenly Performs Autopsy For First 10 Minutes Of Physical [778d]
• McConnell To Step Down As Republican Leader [778d]
• Man Rubbing Belly Button On Public Bus Would Like To Be Friends [778d]
• Pros And Cons Of IDF Soldiers Posting On TikTok [778d]
• Quiz: How Much Do You Know About IVF? [778d]
• Foreign Zoo Has Cage Where Visitors Can Box Lion [778d]
• Macy’s To Close 150 Stores As It Focuses On Indonesian Terrorist Division [778d]
• Nation’s Sick Freaks Announce Plans To Get Off On That [778d]
• Study Finds More Americans Commuting To Work Splattered On Grill Of F-150 [778d]
• ‘It’s Me, Pinocchio,’ Announces Child Holding Recently Used Plunger Up To Face [778d]
• Wendy’s To Begin Testing Surge Pricing [778d]
• Why Gen Z Is Obsessed With This Enchanting Woodwind Tune That Lures Them Into The Woods In The Dark Of Night [778d]