The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump’s Criminal Trial In Manhattan Begins [725d]
• Brimstone Stocks Rise After Antichrist Ushers In Age Of Eternal Misery [726d]
• Absent-Minded Man Can’t Remember Why He Slathered His Nude Body In Pork Fat And Lit Himself On Fire [726d]
• Subway Manager Shows New Hire How To Properly Soak Bread In Mop Water [726d]
• Dad Gives Knowing Nod To Family Also Dealing With Whiny Little Shit [726d]
• Doctors Explain Why You Should Never Use ‘Vulva Balms’ [726d]