The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Barron Trump To Serve As Florida Delegate At RNC [700d]
• U.S. Files Serial Numbers Off Missiles Sent To Israel [700d]
• Bar Breathes Collective Sigh Of Relief As Drunk Guy With Obnoxious Laugh Gets Really Invested In His Phone [700d]
• Petco Announces All Human-Pig Hybrids On Clearance [700d]
• Youngest Brother’s Reputation Among Family Still Just The One Who Threw Scissors At Mom [700d]
• Olympic Torch Begins Tour Across France [700d]
• Woman Nervous About Introducing Parents To Lousy Lay [700d]