The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Jake Paul’s Private Jet Struck By Lightning [182d]
• Grand Canyon National Park Installs New Mule Vending Machines [182d]
• Report: Guy Riding Weird Thing [182d]
• Man Starstruck To See Caitlin Clark, Indiana Fever At Greyhound Bus Station [182d]
• Trump Quietly Avoids Eye Contact With Rudy Giuliani Begging For Change Outside Courthouse [182d]
• Friend Needs You To Move His Car 3 Times A Day For Next 6 Weeks [182d]
• CEO Warns That No Student Involved In Protests Will Ever Be Hired At Genocide Inc. [182d]
• Woman Doesn’t Appreciate Being Told To Chill Out By Reggae Song [182d]