The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Jake Paul’s Private Jet Struck By Lightning [688d]
• Grand Canyon National Park Installs New Mule Vending Machines [688d]
• Report: Guy Riding Weird Thing [688d]
• Man Starstruck To See Caitlin Clark, Indiana Fever At Greyhound Bus Station [688d]
• Trump Quietly Avoids Eye Contact With Rudy Giuliani Begging For Change Outside Courthouse [688d]
• Friend Needs You To Move His Car 3 Times A Day For Next 6 Weeks [688d]
• CEO Warns That No Student Involved In Protests Will Ever Be Hired At Genocide Inc. [688d]
• Woman Doesn’t Appreciate Being Told To Chill Out By Reggae Song [688d]