The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Elvis Presley’s Granddaughter Sues Company Attempting To Sell Graceland [180d]
• Vet Charges $6,000 To Hand Over Gun And Say ‘You Know What You Have To Do’ [181d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With JoJo Siwa [181d]
• God Testing Out Potential New Commandment On Mice [181d]
• Disheveled Ben Affleck Sneaks In At Dawn Reeking Of Coffee After Spending All Night At 24-Hour Dunkin’ [181d]
• Arlington National Cemetery Boosts Tourism By Adding Zipline [181d]
• Microsoft’s AI Chatbot Will Remember Everything Users Do On Their Computers [181d]
• Doomsday Bunker For One [181d]