The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Nation Shrugs After Hearing Trump Guilty Verdict, Unpauses ‘MILF Manor’ [172d]
• BREAKING: BIG WORDS MEAN BIG THING HAPPEN [172d]
• Trump: ‘We’ll Take This All The Way To The Supreme Court I Appointed’ [172d]
• Trump Boys Attempt To Bribe Juror With Briefcase Full Of Grape Uncrustables [172d]
• World Series Of Poker Entrants Play One Hand Face-Up So Everyone Can Learn Rules [172d]
• Samuel Alito: ‘I Tried To Take The Flag Down, But My Wife Hit Me. She Hits Me Every Night’ [172d]
• Louisiana Law Criminalizes Approaching Police Officers [172d]
• Bedminster, Bath and Beyond [172d]
• Dalai Lama Agrees To Box Pope For Charity [172d]
• U.S. Army Recruiter Has Bound, Gagged Civilian That Teen Can Shoot Right Now If He Enlists [172d]
• New Hormone-Free IUD Wards Off Sperm With Steady Emission Of Police-Grade Pepper Spray [172d]
• Musician’s Contract Requires Venue To Provide Validation Artist Never Got [172d]
• Price Of Ancient Tribal Burial Site Being Used As Golf Course To Be Decided By Jury [172d]