The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Found Guilty On All Counts In Hush Money Trial [171d]
• Everyone At Café Disgusted To See Parent Spanking Crying Busboy Like That [171d]
• Everybody celebrate! It’s that special time 3:48 P.M.! [171d]
• Jimmy Carter Becomes Second President Convicted Of Felony For Sticking Up Waffle House [171d]
• Sulking Trump Totally Unable To Enjoy Advanced Screening Of ‘Bad Boys: Ride Or Die’ [171d]
• Pete Buttigieg Neatly Files Flattened Possum Into Roadkill Folder [171d]
• Hims Now Selling Bags Of Chips For Depressed, Impotent Losers Who Are Also Hungry [171d]
• D.C. Zoo Receives 2 New Pandas [171d]