The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Biden Signs Executive Order Restricting Asylum [166d]
• Yellowstone Bison Gores Woman Who Refused To Delete Unflattering Photograph [166d]
• Day In My Life As A Noncorporeal Transdimensional Orb [166d]
• Apologetic Pat McAfee Makes Donation To Charity That Helps White Bitches [166d]
• Big Toe Would Kill To Be Slender, Graceful Second Toe [167d]
• Man Riding Manic Episode Right To The Shitting Stars [167d]
• Nation Forgets What It Was They Didn’t Like About O.J. Simpson [167d]