The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• CEOs Made 200 Times Their Employees’ Salaries In 2023 [672d]
• Grandfather’s Eyes Light Up While Describing Memories Of Old Country Buffet [672d]
• Mexico Elects First Female President [672d]
• ‘It Is Their Finest Album Yet,’ Reads Press Release Written By Band’s Bassist [672d]
• Parents Devote Every Second To Getting Daughter Into Good Harem [672d]
• Cold, Dark Tiny House [672d]