The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Today’s Historic Front Page: June 27, 2024 [141d]
• Relieved Trump, Biden End Debate After Realizing Neither Of Them Really Wants To Be President [141d]
• Trump Uses Rebuttal To Pepper Spray Biden [141d]
• RFK Jr. Mutes TV To Share Own Answer To Debate Moderator’s Question [141d]
• CNN Cuts To Black As Hillary Clinton Rushes Debate Stage [141d]
• Nation Can’t Believe That It’s Saying This, But It Doesn’t Want To Watch TV [141d]
• Trump Boys Break Into CNN Office Attempting To Steal Debate Answers [141d]
• Tesla’s Cybertruck Recalled For 4th Time [141d]
• Taylor Swift Brings Travis Kelce On Stage At London Eras Tour [141d]
• Rules Trump, Biden Must Follow During The First Presidential Debate [141d]
• Maybelline Denies Lab-Testing Mascara On Italian Widows [141d]