The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Biden Holds Critical Press Conference [632d]
• Pete Buttigieg Trapped Beneath Derailed Model Train [632d]
• Some Grocery Stores Begin Selling Bullets In Vending Machines [633d]
• Eli Lilly Unveils Insulin That Doesn’t Work On Poor People [633d]
• Jeffrey Epstein Spotted Dancing To ‘Anti-Hero’ In Eras Tour VIP Tent [633d]
• Woman Frantically Cleaning Up Entire City Before Parents Visit [633d]
• Pros And Cons Of Impeaching The Supreme Court [633d]