The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• ELECTION ALERT: Still Too Early To Know Which Minority To Scapegoat [508d]
• America Votes In 2024 Election [508d]
• Neuralink Patient Unable To Stop Hand From Voting For Trump [508d]
• Single-Band Home [508d]
• Uninformed Citizen Scrambling To Research Last 2,500 Years Of Democracy Before Voting [508d]
• Man Wearing ‘I Vorted’ Sticker Beginning To Worry That Wasn’t Legitimate Polling Place [508d]
• Stressed Nation Asks Obama If It Can Bum 340 Million Cigarettes [508d]
• Report: High Turnout Traced To Americans Mistakenly Voting On Vending Machine [508d]