The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Matt Gaetz Withdraws As Trump’s Attorney General Pick [50d]
• Smuggler Arrested With 300 Tarantulas Strapped To Body [50d]
• Nancy Mace Introduces Bill That Would Ban Trans Colleagues From Congressional Gymnastics Team [50d]
• Political Profile: Matt Gaetz [50d]
• Trump Admits Entire Political Career Has Been WWE Storyline To Set Up Match With Cody Rhodes [50d]
• Dying Relative Sent Quick ‘How You Holding Up?’ Text [50d]