The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Emotional Nation Gathers Outside Main Street TV Store To Watch Monster Truck Land On Smaller Truck [25d]
• Area Loser Declared Patient Zero In Loneliness Epidemic [25d]
• Canine Breeding-Activists Firebomb Spay-And-Neuter Clinic [25d]
• How To Perform A Breast Self-Exam [25d]
• Taco Bell Testing New Cafe Focused On Drinks [25d]