The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• ‘The Harvest!’ Shrieks Forgetful Amish Guy [22d]
• Pete Hegseth Clarifies Women Allowed In Combat Roles But It’s A Huge Turnoff [22d]
• Tips For Having More Meaningful Conversations [22d]
• Wrongly Convicted Death Row Inmate Exonerated Mere Hours After Execution [22d]
• Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man [22d]
• NFL Planning Small, Intimate Super Bowl With Friends, Family [22d]
• Ballsy Retirement Home Has Interracial Couple Right On Front Of Brochure [22d]
• Secretary Of Interior Asks Nation’s Help Identifying Leaf [22d]