The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Bald Man Presses Face To Window As Thick-Haired Family Sits Down To Dinner [8d]
• CEO Motivates Self By Keeping Own Photo On Desk [8d]
• Military Recruiter Enlists Ragtag Bunch Of Teen Misfits To Die In Overseas Conflict [8d]
• Mysterious Drones Spotted Over New Jersey [8d]