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The Onion

Mark David Chapman Decides To Just Go With It After Receiving January 6 Pardon [5d]
We Must Protect The First Amendment At All Costs vs. No Thanks, I’ll Just Take My Freedoms For Granted Until They Disappear [5d]
Biden In Critical Condition After Sticking Tongue In Marine One Chopper Blade [5d]
Better Copulate Than Never [5d]
Man Groans After Only Thing Left On Bezos Wedding Registry New Rocket Booster [5d]
Alarming Study Finds Only 1 In 4 Americans Can Get A Motherfuckin’ ‘Hell Yeah’ [5d]