The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Scotland Frees Hundreds Of Inmates To Ease Overcrowding [4d]
• Iceberger King [4d]
• Horrified Woman Swears Off Ambien After Seeing Number Of Library Books She Reserved Last Night [4d]
• Forgetful Man Playing Fast And Loose With Free Trials [4d]
• Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken [4d]