The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump’s 25% Tariffs On Canada, Mexico Take Effect [164d]
• NRA Gives Dead Schoolchildren ‘F’ Rating [164d]
• Jennifer Lopez Worried Bumble Date Not Coming Back From Bathroom [164d]
• Elon Musk Begins Cabinet Meeting By Putting Index Finger Through Fly Of Pants [164d]
• DoorDash Order Arrives In Humiliatingly Large Bag [164d]