The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China [163d]
• Congress All Groggy Today After Staying Up Past 8:30 [163d]
• Sergeant-At-Arms Ejects Al Green After Repeated Warnings About His Race [163d]
• Homesick Luka Doncic Gazes Longingly At Photo Of Barren Dallas Office Park [163d]
• Foreign Man Knows An Incredible Amount About Harlem Globetrotters [163d]
• Vaccine Critic RFK Jr. Backs Measles Vaccine Amid Deadly Outbreak [163d]
• Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher Volunteer At Local Predator Shelter [163d]
• Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile [163d]