The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Police Catch Man Smuggling Cocaine Under Toupee [160d]
• Trump Renames Eric ‘Eric Of America’ [160d]
• Fact-Checking Trump On The Russia-Ukraine War [160d]
• Town With Heavyset Mule Stuck In Barn Door Plumb Out Of Ideas [160d]
• Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan [160d]