The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Immigrant Criticizes Swimsuit Competition Portion Of U.S. Citizenship Test [159d]
• Cackling Hims CEO Threatens To Pull Switch Activating All World’s Erections At Once [159d]
• What To Know About NOAA [159d]
• If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral [159d]
• Erewhon Defends $19 Strawberry: ‘It’s Made To Be Split’ [159d]
• Pokémon-Shaped Cheeto Sells For $87,840 [159d]
• Streaming Guide [159d]