The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Organization Launches Trump Mobile Cell Phone Service [14d]
• Mom Would Rather Kids Host Freak-Off In Own Basement Instead Of Some Rapper’s House [14d]
• Mike Lee Stresses He Would Have Posted Same Thing If Own Family Savagely Murdered [14d]
• Gunman Takes Huge Swing   Ordering Hostages Buffalo Chicken Pizza [14d]
• You Sure You’re In The Mood For Another Wes Anderson Film With Everything That’s Going On? [14d]
• Woman Giving Birth Assured Everything Looks Gross Down There [14d]
• Salami Brandished [14d]
• Molly Hall and David Kerry [14d]