The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Tarantulas Overcome Southwest During Mating Season [213d]
• Couple Welcomes Baby Born From 31-Year-Old Embryo [213d]
• What To Know About The Tea App [213d]
• Restless Billionaire Regrets Having Infusion Of Child’s Blood After 4 P.M. [213d]
• Bachelorette Party Bankrupts 4 Of Bride’s Fave Girlies [213d]
• Panicking NBC Realizes They Left Cris Collinsworth In Broadcast Booth All Offseason [213d]
• RFK Jr. Recommends Eating Good Cancer To Kill The Bad Cancer [213d]