The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Boys Beg Father To Let Them Keep Homeless Man As Pet [10d]
• New Safety Features Coming To ChatGPT [10d]
• Florida Eliminates All Vaccine Mandates [10d]
• Andy Reid Gently Tells Travis Kelce What Expected Of Him On Wedding Night [11d]
• ‘People Who Go In That Locker Room Come Out…Different,’ Jets Custodian Warns Aaron Glenn [11d]