The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• AI Deepfakes Of Dead Celebrities Spark Outrage [8d]
• ICE Raids: Myth Vs. Fact [8d]
• ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began [8d]
• Locust Humiliated Swarm He Organized Only Got 40 Million Attendees [8d]
• Central European Guy At Other End Of Bar Watching Some Sport With Mallets On Phone [8d]
• Nicole Kidman Tosses ‘The Garfield Movie’ Soundtrack Onto Burn Pile [8d]
• ‘Task’ Teams Up With Wawa For New Fentanyl Brick Hoagie [8d]
• Paul McCartney Now Openly Referring To Self As ‘Last-Living Beatle’ [8d]
• Richard Blakely [8d]