The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Ayatollah Killed In U.S. Airstrike [14d]
• Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ [15d]
• Human Arm Hanging Limply Out Of Food Delivery Robot [15d]
• I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent. [15d]
• Nation Admittedly Curious To Hear How Trump Pronounces ‘Strait Of Hormuz’ [15d]
• Mitch Nagler [15d]
• Both Siblings Quietly Pray They Get On Kiss Cam [15d]