The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• McDonald’s Worker Suffers Severe Burns After Being Attacked With Hot Oil [16d]
• Hims Introduces New Line Of Folders To Hold In Front Of Embarrassing Boners [16d]
• Mom Casually Mentions Her Bunco Group Threw Molotov Cocktails At ICE Last Week [16d]
• The Most Unbreakable Records In Sports History [16d]
• Amazon Employees Detail Inhumane Working Conditions On Bezos’ Human Chessboard [16d]
• Doug Valdez [16d]
• Sam Levinson Emerges From 7-Year Drug Binge Horrified At What He Created [16d]
• Rick Brunson Tests Jalen Brunson Again On What To Say When Press Asks About Bruises [16d]
• Chic Apartment With Designer Furniture [16d]